Tongue Twister

XD a little game^.^

1. Flee from fog to fight fluu fast
2. I wish you were a fish in my dish
3. Vincent vowed vengence very vehemently
4. We surely shall see the sun shine soon
5. Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings
6. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk
7. Three free throws
8. Red lorry. Yellow lorry. Red lorry. Yellow lorry.
9. the sheik's sicth sheep's sick
10. five fat friars frying flat fish
11. Double bubble gun bubbles double
12. A noisy noise annoyes an oyster
13. I slit a sheet. A sheet i slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit!
14. Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.
15. Where's the big black bear, the big black bug bit?
16. Six short slow sheephers
17. Fat frogs flying past fast
18. Sily sheep weep and sleep
19. Shy shelly says she shall sew sheet
20. She sees cheese

4 floors building

There was a condominium with 4 floors.
1st floor - pretty lady
2nd floor- soldier
3rd floor- teacher
4th floor- blind man

One day, the lady was bathing. Suddenly her doorbell rang. It was the soldier, came to look for her.
'Ding, Dong!' her doorbell rang. she wrapped herself with a towel n opened the door.
' Hello, you gotta congrats me! because i've finally became a captain!' said the soldier in excitement.
' Oh, i see. Congratulations! ' she congratulated him and continued her bath.
When she was about to get into the bath tub, the third floor's teacher came and rang on her doorbell.
'Ding, Dong!' her doorbell rang again. She wrapped her towel again and opened the door.
' Good day!, i've got good news! i've been promoted to be a principal!' announced the teacher proudly.
' Oh wow!, congratulations! ' she then went to continue her bath.
After she laid in the bath tub for a few minutes. the doorbell rang again. She was soo anoyed. She went to check who was it throuhg the door hole and found out that it was the blind man. She had no worries about that and cane out without her towel and opened the door.
'Hi! you gotta be happy for me!' the blind man said joyfully and stopped and walked away.
she lady was curious and stopped him and asked: ' Huh? and what should i be happy of?'
' Oh.. em..erm.. nothing.. sorry to bother you." the blind man said shylyand tried to walk away but her hands still grabbing him, refusing to let him go.
She was curious about what he was so happy about and refused to let him go unless he speak out.
So he did as he was told to, he then mumbled softly: ' You gotta congrats me because i can see now!'

Magic mirror( Joke only! )

There was a magic mirror, its power is to suck all liars. One day a chinese man stood in front of the mirror and said : ' i think im the richest person in the world!'
ZAP!!! the chinese man was sucked into the mirror.
then an indian guy stood in front of the mirror and said : ' i think im the most handsome guy in the world!
ZAP!!! again the mirror sucked another person.
Then a malay boy stood in front of the mirror and said : ' I think-'
ha hadn't even finished his sentence and he was zapped into the mirror

i guess you all understand

Fax It

A boy was working at the phone line office. His job is to pick up all the calls. There were only 3 phones.
Phone 1: Hi dear, what are you doing?
Boy : I'm working now, typing some documents.
Phone 1: Oh I see, you're too busy is it?
( actually it was his wife calling him to check whether he remember their anniversary)
Boy : Yes dear( another phone rang). I'm sorry dear, i gotta go now. call you back later.
Phone 2: Hellow, eh today don't forget to bring me to the hospital for check-ups.
Boy : Yes mother( another phone rang), It's 2 pm, I'll sure to be there. bye!
Phone 3: Hey what is my scedule for afternoon?
Boy : A meeting at 2 pm-4pm. an hour break then 5pm dinner party.
Phone 3: Good, Mind elaborate about the dinner party set up?
Boy : Sure boss, fried turkeys, shark fins soup, mixed vegetable, friend siamese noodles-( phone rang again) . boss i'll fax you the plan later.
Phone 1 : dear arh do you know what day is today?
boy : Erm... ( then he pick up another call)
Phone 2 : boy arh, now 1.55 pm le, u still at office arh?
boy : Yes mother, i'm on my way!
Phone 1 : Hello!!!! u there or not?, today is our anniversary, have you forgotten?
Boy : oh ya hor ya hor, i'll fax you the card n flowers later.
Phone 2 : you coming or not!!!? its 2 pm already and im gonna be late for my check up!!!
Boy : Oh sorry mother i'll fax you there now!

lolx

Absent/Present

Literaturer : Who didn't come today?
Michael : Michael didn't come today!
all the students laughed.
Literaturer : Henry?
Henry : Present
Litaraturer : What are the vocals?
Henry : A, E, I, O, U
Literaturer : very good. Michael?
Michael : Absent
the whole class was quiet and was expecting him to say present.
Literaturer : Patrick?
the whole class laughed
Henry : Literaturer, Michael got come la. he is the one who said absent
Michael : Literaturer, I am Michael la, i scare you ask me questions only

Human Pet

Teacher : What is the thing that separates the left and the right of the heart?
Boy : The spectrum!
Teacher : Good Dog!
Boy : Woof!
Teacher : What blood flows in the artery?
Boy : The oxygenated blood!
Teacher : Good Dog!
Boy : Woof! Thank you Owner!

swt=.=

RM 5

one day, a lady was shopping in a shopping mall but ran out of cash so she went to the ATM machine and took out some cash but the machine ran out of new big notes so gave small ugly notes. She then chose the items she wished to purchase and brought it to the counter. The cashier told her that the torned RM 5 notes can't be used when the lady paid her. The lady then told her that the RM 5 was from the ATM machine. But the cashier still dun accept it so the lady took it back and no idea how the swapped the torn RM 5 and the nice RM 5, she gave the cashier the torned RM 5 again and this time the cashier accepted it. lolx